They'll scone you when you violate their laws
They'll scone you when you're arguing your cause
They'll scone you when you try to brief a case
They'll scone you when you eat at Sutton Place.

But I would not feel so all alone...
Everybody must get scones.

They'll scone you when you try to get your grades
They'll scone you when you want financial aid
They'll scone you till you want to kill Cardozo
They'll scone you just because Cicchino's a bozo

But I would not feel so all alone...
Everybody must get scones.