Come and dance at the lawyers' ball.
It happens once a year.
The administrators, students and the faculty are here

With a 'B' and an 'A' and an 'L' and an 'L' and a B-A-L-L, BALL.

Come and dance at the lawyers' ball.
We have an open bar
You can Drink Jim Beam And Jack
Until you won't know where you are.

Fill the plastic Bar/Bri mugs until they overflow

With a B and an A and an L and an L and a B-A-L-L, BALL

Come and dance at the lawyers' ball.
But eat before you do
'Cause the food they have goes quickly
There'll be nothing left for you.

(Eating Music/ Food Business) Hey!

Fill the plastic Bar/Bri mugs until they overflow

With a B and an A and an L and an L and a B-A-L-L, BALL

Come and dance at the lawyers' ball.
And watch professors' Schmooze
See Professor Hagar over there
His name was in the news.

(Hagar Newspaper business)

(Eating Music/ Food Business) Hey!

Fill the plastic Bar/Bri mugs until they overflow

With a B and an A and an L and an L and a B-A-L-L, BALL

Come and dance at the lawyers' ball.
There's a Grand Piano there
That girl has just thrown up in it
She got some in my hair

Throw-up, throw-up, It's sickening!
Throw-up, throw-up, It's thickening!

(Hagar Newspaper business)

(Eating Music/ Food Business) Hey!

Fill the plastic Bar/Bri mugs until they overflow

With a B and an A and an L and an L and a B-A-L-L, BALL

Come and dance at the lawyers' ball.
We've got a suite upstairs
The Orgy's out-of-hand
And they're arresting us in pairs

(Orgy Business)

Throw-up, throw-up, It's sickening!

Throw-up, throw-up, It's thickening!

(Hagar Newspaper business)

(Eating Music/ Food Business) Hey!

Fill the plastic Bar/Bri mugs until they overflow

With a B and an A and an L and an L and a B-A-L-L, BALL

The Event of the Year
Don't you wish you were here?
It's The B-A-L-L

BALL (Brawl?)