(to the tune of In the Navy by the Village People)

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Where can you do spading

See inflated grading

Surrounded by technology

Join a group like BALSA

JALSA or APALSA

Earning your post grad degree

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Home to where the fun is

Come on sing along with me

In the law school

Yes, You can walk up lots of stairs

In the law school

Cause the whole building shaped like squares

In the law school

Oh they will triple all your cares

In the Law school

In the Law school

In the law school

We got a real Chilean Dean

In the Law school

And the tuition is obscene

In the law school

Yea we will wipe your assets clean

In the Law school

In the Law school

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Where can you find Chavkin,

Rubin, Lubic, Jackson,

Baker, Bradlow, Dinerstein

Davis, Hager, Salzman

Kittrie, Burke, Dean Grossman,

Shalleck, Popper and Milstein

In the law school

Yes you can drop your resume

In the law school

Cause There's an interview today

In the law school

For a job that doesn't pay

In the law school

In the law school

In the law school

We've got a clinic in the back

In the law school

Where you can be a legal hack

In the law school

Defending clients who sell crack

In the law school

In the law school

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