Mop up the floors and clean out the sinks
Count all the beans and serve up the drinks
We'll put him to work, who cares what he thinks
He'll do it 'cause we say so.

When we were young we played by the rules
Handsome and smart we had all the tools
But soon we learned that nice was for fools
And now we run the show.

There was a time so long ago we'd mop and grind and bake
But now that Steven does the work, we can take a break.
We can take a break. Ohhh.....

This is the way that we do it here
He scrubs the floors while we have a beer
Let us make one thing perfectly clear
He'll do it 'cause we say so.

Tomorrow night we'll go to the dance
Paid for the hotel room in advance
Liquor and lawyers just screams romance
It's sure to be worth the dough

Young Steven holds his invite close and says that he can't wait
How sad that it will be for him that he'll be working late.
That he'll be working late. While...

Out on the floor we'll be getting down
Dancing the foxy princess around
With any luck, it'll end lying down
The ultimate quid pro quo

It's that way 'cause we say so....